You could buy a tall knit cap at the gas station that rolls up just so. But it’ll fall apart by the end of the winter. Or you could invest in the well-made Longshoreman and you’ll have it forever and ever.
Switch alley-oop double what? You can’t beat the good ol’ fashioned backscratcher, and on a T-shirt, no less. Now that’s something we can wrap our heads around.